This just in: HP to stop selling re-branded Apple iPods.
Actually, it's worse than that: they never even really re-branded them. For a company whose motto under Carly Fiorina was Invent, few saw the logic in her decision to merely re-sell Apple's breakthrough player instead of trying to develop one from within HP. About the only thing HP contributed was the embarassing idea of "tattoos" which you were supposed to print out on your HP inkjet and iron-on to your iPod:

Quick, somebody tell the webmaster...